Saturday, May 5, 2007

:sniglets

Cute word. Isn't it.
It means words that are used but not there in the dictionary.
Sniglets. Sniglet. Sniglette. Poof. Its one of the cutest words I've come across. Anyway, without further adieu, here are a list of sniglets for you to learn and enjoy.


Aeroma (ayr oh' ma) - n. The odor emanating from an exercise room after an aerobics workout.

Animalanche: When you kick your stuffed animals in your sleep and they
fall all over you or the floor. (from Kaffit, age 9)

Anticiparcellate (an ti si par' sel ate) - v. Waiting until the mailman is several houses down the street before picking up the mail, so as not too appear too anxious.

Aquadextrous - adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.

marily in covers of pay phone directories.

B+ Stampede (bee' plus stam peed) - n. The attempt by half the classroom to claim the paper with no name on it.


Cereoallocative (ser r o al' o ka tuv) - adj. Describes the ability of a seasoned breakfast eater to establish a perfect cereal/banana ratio, assuring there will be at least one slice of banana left for the final spoonful of cereal.

Chalktrauma (chawk' traw ma) - n. The body's reaction to someone running his fingernails down a chalkboard.

Cheedle (chee' dul) - n. The residue left on one's fingertips after consuming a bag of Cheetos.

Darf (darf) - n. The least attractive side of a Christmas tree that ends up facing the wall.

Deodorend - n. The last 1/2 inch of stick deodorant that won't turn up out of the tube, and thus cannot be used without inducing lacerations.


Exaspirin (eks as' prin) - n. Any bottle of pain reliever with an impossible-to-remove cotton wad at the top.

Execuglide (eks ek' yew glyd)- v. To propel oneself about an office without getting up from the chair.

Facon - n. The fake bacon bits served at cheap salad bars

Limalope (ly' muh lohp) - n. The disgusting foreskin on a lima bean.

Zeept (zeept) - n. The accumulation of dead insects around an electric bug fryer.

Zerblot (zur' blaht) - n. The last kid picked in any neighborhood sporting event.

Zipcuffed (zip' cuft) - v. To be trapped in one's trousers by a faulty zipper


* Just google out SNIGLETS if you wanna know more and
* Thank you Rich Hall for these deliciously witty concoctions.

1 comment:

porphyria said...

are these for real?
goodness gracious moi..